i don’t sext.
not because i think it’s weird, it’s just that the world’s biggest turnoff is bad grammar/spelling and if there’s one thing you cannot and should not expect from a horny teenage guy it’s a firm grasp on the English language.
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
Shut up w/ your devil’s advocate shit.
I’m reblogging this again because SERIOUSLY.
hahaha yeeees definitely a pet peeve of mine. Like either you think it’s a potentially valid argument, or you don’t. It’s not a nifty “I’m adding depth to this discussion” tool the way people sometimes act like it is. That really is what it translates to.
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing