White Lady of Rohan by ~liga-marta
Eowyn…the white lady of Rohan
i don’t sext.
not because i think it’s weird, it’s just that the world’s biggest turnoff is bad grammar/spelling and if there’s one thing you cannot and should not expect from a horny teenage guy it’s a firm grasp on the English language.
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
(via bornamutant)
Shut up w/ your devil’s advocate shit.
I’m reblogging this again because SERIOUSLY.
hahaha yeeees definitely a pet peeve of mine. Like either you think it’s a potentially valid argument, or you don’t. It’s not a nifty “I’m adding depth to this discussion” tool the way people sometimes act like it is. That really is what it translates to.
(via queenietheinfinitefox)
Petri Dish Mold Embroidery
oh god, memories of microbiology.
I know someone who would appreciate this so much!!
This grosses me out on so many levels, but I thought that Adriana would appreciate it.
I do!
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
(Source: neptea, via str4ngeclouds)
Also, Portland has things like this. A vintage bus shop. Dear Tumblr, got any pictures of unusual buses? Any bus bars? Restaurants? Fun decorated buses?
